Brown/Cole, Plum/Nate both went 2 wins 2 losses, and Dolan/Dan went 1-2, cementing their spot as the shittiest team in the league.
CASH totals for the season:
Brown/Barry Bonds - 16*****(Cheater!!!)
Cole - 12
Plum- 15* (cashed out of own cup into Brown's)
Nate- 17*
Dan - 1 (cash a cup for fuck's sake)
Dolan - 8
Brown/Cole owe $10 for this week, and Dolan/Dan owe $5 for this week. As of next week it will be $15/$10, respectively. Don't be bitches about paying. ZACK BROWN IS A PUSSY. And everyone agrees.
Monday, March 24, 2008
Thursday, March 13, 2008
Congratulations to Brown
We are issuing a league-wide congratulations to Zack Brown, who is the second man to ever complete the El Agave challenge (Five 32-oz beers in two hours). He had his tab paid for, and naturally, he is ecstatic to be joining the exclusive fraternity of those who have finished the Challenge. CONGRATS BROWN!
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
Week 5.....I think?
Week five was filled with ups and downs, so I'll get right to it.
Brown/Cole have taken the middle finger trophy for the first few weeks of the year, but it will no longer be staying at Brown's house.
Coming out of nowhere, Dan "Gay Die Tap" Hersch and Robert Dolan were the big swingers of the week. They took 2/2 games from Plum/Nate, and managed to come away this week with a 3-1 record.
Plum/Nate scored both wins against Brown/Cole, which is a huge bonus to the league.
All in all, here are the records after the 5th week of action:
Brown/Cole: 11-6 on the year, and losing momentum by the moment!
Plum/Nate: 8-9 on the season, inching closer and closer to the #1 spot.
Dan "gay tap" Hersch/Dolan(Wobret Dean): 6-8 on the season and gaining ground.
This was a very surprising week, with Dan/Dolan taking the Middle Finger trophy. Their win not only got them back in the game, but kept the gap between 1st and 2nd relatively close. And everyone still agrees that Zack Brown is a fucking faggot and nothing will change.
Here are the league stats on the season:
Brown - 14*
Cole - 8 (after a very impressive week)
Nate - 11*
Plum - 11
Dan - 1
Dolan - 6
If we don't manage to get a game in before next week, I wish you all an awesome spring break. Except Brown of course. The league is really taking shape now, and we all look forward to badass competition from here on out.
Brown/Cole have taken the middle finger trophy for the first few weeks of the year, but it will no longer be staying at Brown's house.
Coming out of nowhere, Dan "Gay Die Tap" Hersch and Robert Dolan were the big swingers of the week. They took 2/2 games from Plum/Nate, and managed to come away this week with a 3-1 record.
Plum/Nate scored both wins against Brown/Cole, which is a huge bonus to the league.
All in all, here are the records after the 5th week of action:
Brown/Cole: 11-6 on the year, and losing momentum by the moment!
Plum/Nate: 8-9 on the season, inching closer and closer to the #1 spot.
Dan "gay tap" Hersch/Dolan(Wobret Dean): 6-8 on the season and gaining ground.
This was a very surprising week, with Dan/Dolan taking the Middle Finger trophy. Their win not only got them back in the game, but kept the gap between 1st and 2nd relatively close. And everyone still agrees that Zack Brown is a fucking faggot and nothing will change.
Here are the league stats on the season:
Brown - 14*
Cole - 8 (after a very impressive week)
Nate - 11*
Plum - 11
Dan - 1
Dolan - 6
If we don't manage to get a game in before next week, I wish you all an awesome spring break. Except Brown of course. The league is really taking shape now, and we all look forward to badass competition from here on out.
Wednesday, March 5, 2008
What time is it? Blog time, WHOOP!
Week 4
Week 4 was the most hard-fought week of the entire season. While Dan/Dolan failed to show up (ok, maybe just Dan), the other two teams of the league squared off in the two best games of the year. With Plum/Nate leading two games to zero, Brown/Cole refused to give up all night long.
Brown/Cole saved match-points in the remaining two games, and they once again take home the middle finger trophy this week. That's three out of four weeks! Shit.
Even though they took home the victory, the league still agrees that Zack Brown is one of the biggest pussies to walk the earth.
***SEASON STATISTICS***
Brown/Cole --> 3-1 on the week 10-4 on the season.
Plum/Nate --> 2-2 on the week 6-7 on the season
Dan/Dolan --> 0-2 on the week 3-7 on the season
***CASHES***
Brown - 11* (Zach Brown is the whiny little Barry Bonds bitch of this league)
Cole - 4
Nate - 9*
--Unlike Zack, Nathan happened to score an extra legal cash. Playing at Cole/Dolan's house, he tossed a die into Brown's cup after a cash, adding to his total. (Again, legally)
Plum - 9
Dan - 1
Dolan - 4
On a side note, Brown has agreed to eat a substantial amount of mushrooms for his birthday. What a great idea! Can't wait for spring break.
Week 4 was the most hard-fought week of the entire season. While Dan/Dolan failed to show up (ok, maybe just Dan), the other two teams of the league squared off in the two best games of the year. With Plum/Nate leading two games to zero, Brown/Cole refused to give up all night long.
Brown/Cole saved match-points in the remaining two games, and they once again take home the middle finger trophy this week. That's three out of four weeks! Shit.
Even though they took home the victory, the league still agrees that Zack Brown is one of the biggest pussies to walk the earth.
***SEASON STATISTICS***
Brown/Cole --> 3-1 on the week 10-4 on the season.
Plum/Nate --> 2-2 on the week 6-7 on the season
Dan/Dolan --> 0-2 on the week 3-7 on the season
***CASHES***
Brown - 11* (Zach Brown is the whiny little Barry Bonds bitch of this league)
Cole - 4
Nate - 9*
--Unlike Zack, Nathan happened to score an extra legal cash. Playing at Cole/Dolan's house, he tossed a die into Brown's cup after a cash, adding to his total. (Again, legally)
Plum - 9
Dan - 1
Dolan - 4
On a side note, Brown has agreed to eat a substantial amount of mushrooms for his birthday. What a great idea! Can't wait for spring break.
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