Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Week 3 - LIVE BLOG!

This game is Dolan/Dan "Gay table tap" Hersch vs. Brown/Cole

Pt. 1 - Brown/Cole execute homosexual handshake after scoring the first point on Dan

Pt. 2 - Gay Tap sinks one in Brown's cup to tie the game at one, and records his first cash of the night.

*After the cash, Brown rolls a 5.....Dolan/Gay Tap have to drink the whole beer!

Pt. 3 - Brown has a lapse in concentration, Dolan/Dan take the lead 2-1

Pt. 4 -QUICK REPLY! Brown scores on the next throw to pull even at 2

Pt. 5 - Brown spins one nasty off the table, he and Cole take the lead 3-2

Pt. 6 - NICE! Brown and Cole are sucking each other off with the handshake, take the lead 4-2

Pt. 7 - Dolan with a quick reply! Cashes on Cole's cup, brings the score to 4-3

Pt. 8 - (Brown GUARANTEES that Cole sinks it here, (doubtful)) To steal a line from Ben Folds Five - "She's a brick and I'm drowning slowly" Cole bricks it off the table. Dolan scores a quick point! 4-4

Pt. 9 - Dolan/Dan - pull ahead 5-4

Pt. 10 - Dolan/Dan - 6-4, and by Jesus, this league is getting out of control

Pt. 11 - Brown scores to go 5-6, and I'm being labeled the drunk dumbass for not scoring correctly

Pt. 12 - Holy fuck! Brown fades away to tie the score at 6! Amazing!

Pt. 13 - Brown knocks one off the cup, takes the lead 7-6

Pt. 14 - Wow - Brown front-faces one off Dan's cup, takes the game 8-6! Hard-fought. I'm now going to work.

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