Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Season Stats

Just to clarify....a "cash" is when a player throws a die and manages to drill it directly into the opponent's cup. These are the number of "cashes" on the season.

Brown - 2*
Cole - 3
Dolan - 4
Dan - 0
Nate -4
Plum - 4

The league has agreed to negate stats from Week 1. The league also agrees that Zack Brown is a pussy.

The fact that Brown is trying to legitimize his Week 1 stats is merely a sign of desperation. Good luck to everyone in Week 3.

And the most important element: the overall records for each team. (Are as follows)

Brown/Cole - 4-2

Plum/Nate - 3-3

Dolan/Dan - 2-3

ALL TEAMS OWE MONEY FOR WEEK 2....NO EXCEPTIONS.

* - As one can see, Brown has his pink panties in a bunch about how many cashes he's got. So from now on, he's going to get the Barry Bonds asterisk.

2 comments:

zbiz said...

First off for the big gay named Plum, When you officially start a league you keep the stats from the first pitch, shot, throw or in our league "toss." If this is going to be a legit league it has to follow the rules the greats, such as Naismith or Absner Doubleday (to you Plum since your such a waste of sperm, he is who is the inventor of Baseball)started with. They kept stats from the beginning when the great leagues was started. And this is such a league so we much follow the rules. As for "cashes" or "sinkers" as men like I call them the official stats should be:
Brown - 2
Cole - 3
Dolan - 4
Dan - 0 (from what he's acknowledged)
Plum - 4
Nate - 4

zbiz said...

oh yea Plum...your still the dork dick fast employee from Fast Times a Ridgemont High