What is there left to say about the action in week 2? It was close and competitive as usual. And much to everyones chagrin, Brown stole the show. God knows we all fucking hate when he does that. Let's get to the action.
The records for the week for all teams are as follows:
Satterfield/Lazzo - Oops, looks like these faggots had a bye week.
Dolan/Na-na-na-na-Nathaniel - 0-2 Recording the first OFER of the year. Congrats, you pussies.
Plum/Nate - 1-2 If we have to go first next week, I'm gonna start choppin dicks off.
Brown/Cole - 3-1 Show me someone in the league who doesn't hate this team, I'll show you a bullshitter
DHersch/TNJohnRob - 2-2 Nice effort, but effort doesn't earn you the green. The monetary green anyways
Now to what (only selfish assholes) people really care about, the cash totals for the season, the first number being the weekly total, followed by the totals for the season.
***Let me interrupt by saying that Dan "Formerly Gay Tap" Hersch sank the motherfuck on Brown/Cole to send the title matchup into a sudden death game.
The game ends 8-6 in favor or Hersch/JohnRob, and I know I speak on everyones behalf when I say that I couldn't be happier with this result.
Sinker totals:
Plum- 1 Nice total, asshole - 3 for the season
Nate - 0 Nice showing this week - 4 for the season
Na-na-Nathaniel - 1 Sorry for the early exit - 4 for the season
D-Daddy Dolan - 0 Way to contribute - 3 for the season
Satterfield/Lazzo - Record zero sinks because Lazzy doesn't take care of his shit early enough
DHersch - 3 holy fuck this is surprising - 8 FOR THE YEAR. At this point we're giving this guy the comeback player of the year award.
JohnRob - 3 No one cares - 4 for the year
Brown - 9 Everyone fucking hates you - 17 for the season. It hurts my fingers just to type that.
Cole - 4 Getting carried as usual - 8 for the season
Until next week
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Welcome to the 2008-2009 WU Beer Die League
To those who aren't familiar with the blog, this is where the official records are kept for your viewing pleasure. We have a few new members and teams this year, and after one week it has been as competitive as ever. Lets get to what really matters.
The only teams that are returning from last season are the combos of Brown/Cole and Plum/Nate...so here are the new teams for new season:
-"D-Daddy" Dolan/Nathaniel
-Dan "No longer gay-tap Hersch/ThatNiggaJohnRob
-Satterfield/LazzzMatazzzzz
So with the teams set and ready to battle, I'll briefly address the rules for the new season.
-The loser of the first game of the night is sent directly to the short-die table (which sucks balls) to play the loser of the 2nd game. With our trademark double-elimination format, the loser of the short-die game is immediately out and left to feel like faggot bitches for the rest of the night.
-The rest of the matchups for the night are based on who plays who, with a winner-take-all monetary policy on a weekly basis.
Alright, since everyone in this league *cough cough Brown* are selfish faggots who only worry about how many sinkers they have on a weekly basis, here are the first sinker totals for the new season:
Brown: 8
Cole: 4
Dolan: 3
Nathaniel: 3
Plum:2
Nate:4
Dan:5
JohnRob:1
Lazzzzzz:1
Satterfield:0
For the new year, I'm going to say fuck it to posting the overall records for the season, and just give you cum-guzzling faggots the win totals for the week:
Plum/Nate - 2
DHersch/JohnRob - 1
Satterfield/Lazzzzz - Cero
D-Daddy/Nathaniel - 3
Brown/Cole - 2
Lets get to some match highlights from the first night of action
In game one, the league heavyweights (Brown/Cole, Plum/Nate) again battled to the very end, with Brown/Cole coming out on top 8-6.
DHersch/JohnRob v. D-Daddy/Nathaniel was a match for the ages. Hersch/Rob battle out of a 3-6 hole to tie the game....only to lose in dramatic fashion 10-8. It was an excellent mix of offense and defense, and again the game of die proves to be the most volitile badass game on the planet.
What a shocker: Brown/Cole v. Plum/Nate II (we really need to get some fucking team names) was a battle worthy of being replayed on ESPNClassic. This battle finished with an epic score of 13-11 in favor of the bad guys, which left Plum/Nate hanging their heads in shame. Fuck this game.
"The Battle Royal (with cheese)"
The championship matchup between Brown/Cole D-Daddy/Nathaniel.
*Actually, I'm currently watching this game and its getting more heated than Brown's pants while watching gay porn.
***Update: D-Daddy/Nathaniel take the week with a solid 8-6 beating of Brown/Cole
Alright, it's time to wrap up the week 1 summary, see all of you bastards next week.
The only teams that are returning from last season are the combos of Brown/Cole and Plum/Nate...so here are the new teams for new season:
-"D-Daddy" Dolan/Nathaniel
-Dan "No longer gay-tap Hersch/ThatNiggaJohnRob
-Satterfield/LazzzMatazzzzz
So with the teams set and ready to battle, I'll briefly address the rules for the new season.
-The loser of the first game of the night is sent directly to the short-die table (which sucks balls) to play the loser of the 2nd game. With our trademark double-elimination format, the loser of the short-die game is immediately out and left to feel like faggot bitches for the rest of the night.
-The rest of the matchups for the night are based on who plays who, with a winner-take-all monetary policy on a weekly basis.
Alright, since everyone in this league *cough cough Brown* are selfish faggots who only worry about how many sinkers they have on a weekly basis, here are the first sinker totals for the new season:
Brown: 8
Cole: 4
Dolan: 3
Nathaniel: 3
Plum:2
Nate:4
Dan:5
JohnRob:1
Lazzzzzz:1
Satterfield:0
For the new year, I'm going to say fuck it to posting the overall records for the season, and just give you cum-guzzling faggots the win totals for the week:
Plum/Nate - 2
DHersch/JohnRob - 1
Satterfield/Lazzzzz - Cero
D-Daddy/Nathaniel - 3
Brown/Cole - 2
Lets get to some match highlights from the first night of action
In game one, the league heavyweights (Brown/Cole, Plum/Nate) again battled to the very end, with Brown/Cole coming out on top 8-6.
DHersch/JohnRob v. D-Daddy/Nathaniel was a match for the ages. Hersch/Rob battle out of a 3-6 hole to tie the game....only to lose in dramatic fashion 10-8. It was an excellent mix of offense and defense, and again the game of die proves to be the most volitile badass game on the planet.
What a shocker: Brown/Cole v. Plum/Nate II (we really need to get some fucking team names) was a battle worthy of being replayed on ESPNClassic. This battle finished with an epic score of 13-11 in favor of the bad guys, which left Plum/Nate hanging their heads in shame. Fuck this game.
"The Battle Royal (with cheese)"
The championship matchup between Brown/Cole D-Daddy/Nathaniel.
*Actually, I'm currently watching this game and its getting more heated than Brown's pants while watching gay porn.
***Update: D-Daddy/Nathaniel take the week with a solid 8-6 beating of Brown/Cole
Alright, it's time to wrap up the week 1 summary, see all of you bastards next week.
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