What is there left to say about the action in week 2? It was close and competitive as usual. And much to everyones chagrin, Brown stole the show. God knows we all fucking hate when he does that. Let's get to the action.
The records for the week for all teams are as follows:
Satterfield/Lazzo - Oops, looks like these faggots had a bye week.
Dolan/Na-na-na-na-Nathaniel - 0-2 Recording the first OFER of the year. Congrats, you pussies.
Plum/Nate - 1-2 If we have to go first next week, I'm gonna start choppin dicks off.
Brown/Cole - 3-1 Show me someone in the league who doesn't hate this team, I'll show you a bullshitter
DHersch/TNJohnRob - 2-2 Nice effort, but effort doesn't earn you the green. The monetary green anyways
Now to what (only selfish assholes) people really care about, the cash totals for the season, the first number being the weekly total, followed by the totals for the season.
***Let me interrupt by saying that Dan "Formerly Gay Tap" Hersch sank the motherfuck on Brown/Cole to send the title matchup into a sudden death game.
The game ends 8-6 in favor or Hersch/JohnRob, and I know I speak on everyones behalf when I say that I couldn't be happier with this result.
Sinker totals:
Plum- 1 Nice total, asshole - 3 for the season
Nate - 0 Nice showing this week - 4 for the season
Na-na-Nathaniel - 1 Sorry for the early exit - 4 for the season
D-Daddy Dolan - 0 Way to contribute - 3 for the season
Satterfield/Lazzo - Record zero sinks because Lazzy doesn't take care of his shit early enough
DHersch - 3 holy fuck this is surprising - 8 FOR THE YEAR. At this point we're giving this guy the comeback player of the year award.
JohnRob - 3 No one cares - 4 for the year
Brown - 9 Everyone fucking hates you - 17 for the season. It hurts my fingers just to type that.
Cole - 4 Getting carried as usual - 8 for the season
Until next week
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After last weeks disappointing defeat in the finals, The Good Guys(Me and Cole to those who may not know) brought home the middle finger trophy to its rightful home and it could get a little dusty since it should be there for the remainder of the season. Even though we have some pretty sweet-ass stats I must point out my favorite stat of the year...3-0...Does anyone know what this stat stands for and why it is zbizs' favorite? This is the record we have against the Andrew "I eat cock for breakfast" Plum and Nate "licks the taint" Martin Hear it here first...next week this streak will continue and could last deep into the season.
For the rest of you fuckers in the league..my dies will be raining all day in your cups so when you come to play, you better be ready to pay.....BIATCH!!
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