To those who aren't familiar with the blog, this is where the official records are kept for your viewing pleasure. We have a few new members and teams this year, and after one week it has been as competitive as ever. Lets get to what really matters.
The only teams that are returning from last season are the combos of Brown/Cole and Plum/Nate...so here are the new teams for new season:
-"D-Daddy" Dolan/Nathaniel
-Dan "No longer gay-tap Hersch/ThatNiggaJohnRob
-Satterfield/LazzzMatazzzzz
So with the teams set and ready to battle, I'll briefly address the rules for the new season.
-The loser of the first game of the night is sent directly to the short-die table (which sucks balls) to play the loser of the 2nd game. With our trademark double-elimination format, the loser of the short-die game is immediately out and left to feel like faggot bitches for the rest of the night.
-The rest of the matchups for the night are based on who plays who, with a winner-take-all monetary policy on a weekly basis.
Alright, since everyone in this league *cough cough Brown* are selfish faggots who only worry about how many sinkers they have on a weekly basis, here are the first sinker totals for the new season:
Brown: 8
Cole: 4
Dolan: 3
Nathaniel: 3
Plum:2
Nate:4
Dan:5
JohnRob:1
Lazzzzzz:1
Satterfield:0
For the new year, I'm going to say fuck it to posting the overall records for the season, and just give you cum-guzzling faggots the win totals for the week:
Plum/Nate - 2
DHersch/JohnRob - 1
Satterfield/Lazzzzz - Cero
D-Daddy/Nathaniel - 3
Brown/Cole - 2
Lets get to some match highlights from the first night of action
In game one, the league heavyweights (Brown/Cole, Plum/Nate) again battled to the very end, with Brown/Cole coming out on top 8-6.
DHersch/JohnRob v. D-Daddy/Nathaniel was a match for the ages. Hersch/Rob battle out of a 3-6 hole to tie the game....only to lose in dramatic fashion 10-8. It was an excellent mix of offense and defense, and again the game of die proves to be the most volitile badass game on the planet.
What a shocker: Brown/Cole v. Plum/Nate II (we really need to get some fucking team names) was a battle worthy of being replayed on ESPNClassic. This battle finished with an epic score of 13-11 in favor of the bad guys, which left Plum/Nate hanging their heads in shame. Fuck this game.
"The Battle Royal (with cheese)"
The championship matchup between Brown/Cole D-Daddy/Nathaniel.
*Actually, I'm currently watching this game and its getting more heated than Brown's pants while watching gay porn.
***Update: D-Daddy/Nathaniel take the week with a solid 8-6 beating of Brown/Cole
Alright, it's time to wrap up the week 1 summary, see all of you bastards next week.
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